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Ruff Dag

by RoofDogg

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  • A 2.5" X 2.5" b&w sticker of the Statue of David's behind with the words "THIS ASS KILLS FASCISTS" emblazoned over his cheeks. Comes with a free RUFF DAG demo download!

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1.
Here's a story about five guys that took a tour to roam. They went to every museum, fancy restaurant, and famous home. Then one day, on an organized stroll, the guide led them to a sight to behold. He said, "Here's David. Doesn't he look nice? Doesn't he look good. Michelangelo took his time." The two guys at the front were the first to speak, commenting on the curls of his hair, his eyes, lips, nose, and cheeks. They joked, "With that six pack he probably got around." And then their eyes kept moving down. They said, "David. Doesn't he look nice? Doesn't he look good. Michelangelo took his time." The next two chimed in, standing off to David's sides. They admired his chiseled arms and the bulging of his... thighs. They said theirs "was the best view, the best view to see mastery of the human form in all its beautiful asymmetry." They both said, "David. David looks so nice. David looks so good. Michelangelo took his time." Finally the last guy, the other four realized, hadn't said a word standing there behind. So they all moved gathered back around, gazing at the backside who could ever wear a frown. Yeah they all moved, gathered round back. You can't be blue when looking at that bold butt crack. They sang, "David. David looks so nice. David looks so good. Michelangelo took his time." ~~Cowabunga. Having too much fun. Couple boys. Couple of boys on the run ~~ Sometime later. Who knows exactly how long? They were drinking cappuccinos, still in a state of shock. When the quiet guy spoke, he said, "You have to concede. The thing about good art there's never just one side, two, or even three. Because David, he's got no bad sides. No matter where you look, he's got nothing to hide. The only difference between David and the lives that we live. We're not settin' marble. We can take, we can give. And those that speak the loudest be the ones showing their ass. It's never made sense to me how the rear gets treated like bottom class. Because we all know that the first will be last. Even giants get smashed. And underdogs advance fast. Goliath meets his match." With David no matter where you stand, one glimpse of him makes you feel like you're a man. Yeah with David, no matter who you are, take a look at him, you feel like you're a star. Yeah, David. David looks so nice. David looks so good. Michelangelo took his sweet time.
2.
Woke up this morning on the right side of bed Didn’t hear my alarm 'cuz the power was dead Came up the stairs from the basement and my parents were mad They said you’re gonna lose your second job and we’ll all be dead Yeah that’s just life today, Sun’s shining ain’t it great? Couldn’t be any other way That’s what my parents say So I left the house real quick, I didn’t make no fuss I threw on a rumpled shirt and took the company bus but there was a traffic jam, I thought I can’t be the only one and I’m pretty sure the boss can’t fire all of us Yeah that’s just life today, The only clouds are the ones we make Couldn’t be any other way That’s what my boss will say Usually I’d be worried, but there was something in the air My parent’s needed the rent money, but today I didn’t care Cuz the landlord’s got ten houses, and we’ve got none He calls us bums, but we pay his mortgage, I’m thinking, let the banks come Yeah that’s just life today, People jogging on their breaks Couldn’t be any other way That’s what the landlords say so I started walking til i got tired, sat on a bench angry workers from the glue factory were striking because of the stench the smell of burning hair was making them all itch and wretch but scientists say it’s fine, they tested the water in the ditch Yeah that’s just life today, sky is blue, the water’s gray Couldn’t be any other way That’s what the scientists say I ended up on the picket line, because why not I’d lost my job And everybody knows if you lose your job, you lose your house, you lose your dog and if you lose your dog, you lose your mind, you lose your sense of time, and you get hooked on drugs and politicians passed a bill that if you do, you’re basically fucked Yeah that’s just life today, There used to be tents, but they got swept away Couldn’t be any other way That’s what the politicians say suddenly the sky got dark, a cloud of drones came swarming on and the cops in metal suits they came charging us like a mob they used acoustic pulses, that made you lose all your bearings but I was lucky I knew the feeling from doing Ketamine Yeah that’s just life today, Cop on every corner, so you better obey Couldn’t be any other way That’s what their bullhorns say When I got home my parents were gone so I turned on the TV after seeing all those people riddled with bullets I couldn’t hardly get to sleep but the news report was showing pictures of rainbows and it gave me the creeps so I packed a bag, started thinking i might need to flee Yeah that’s just life today, we used to look at stars, we used to play in the hay But now to have fun, you gotta pay That’s what the TV say Later that night as I tucked myself into bed I got out my phone and was greeted by a woman without a head You see last week for mothers day I tried to buy my mom a dress Now either they think I’m a woman or they know that I cross-dress That’s just life today scrolling ads to an early grave but of course now there are no graves because we’re turning our dead into paste They all say that’s life today your body does it’s part when your soul slips away but I’m having second thoughts, might hit the picket line again.
3.
I might just one day float away, tie balloons to my chair. Life’s that easy. Cuz when nothing’s holding you down, who wants to stick around on this damn expensive ground. I’ll take with me my favorite book and a picture of my mom, so she can read along, as my bookmark. And when I get bored I’ll look over the side to give myself a stir. There’s a certain kind of fear that never leaves ya’. And the days will come and go. Hope my toes don’t get cold. When I’ve exhausted all my seasons, I’ll still be up there for some reason even I myself don’t know. But don’t you worry about what I’m eatin’. I spend most of my time sleepin’. Those habits were nice to relearn. Years ago I lost my phone like I did at the theater. It tumbled out of my pocket And down to the earth. But I remember our last call. Your words are etched in my light head. You said “You made it out of the rat race, but some of us are still stuck in. But it’s not as bad as it seems, When you see how bad it could be. Come home....” Got pins and needles in my hands and my arms feel like rubber bands stretched around something that’s gone. So I’ll take my next steps wisely. But not so much as to preclude myself from recognizing how it is for everybody else when they’re recognizing how bad it’s getting to be.

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"Ruff Dag" is RoofDogg for "Uff Da"

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released July 24, 2023

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